Very unscientific but a lot of fun.  ENJOY
How many times have you been married?
Never - oh my gosh, wait, did I forget to get married??
  (4 %)
Never. Have always preferred the single life
  (5 %)
Once - got lucky and found the love of my life first time out
  (59 %)
Twice - learned from my mistakes & chose better the second time around
  (19 %)
Thrice - third time?s the charm, right?
  (3 %)
Lost count or other
  (9 %)
Were you born in Baton Rouge?
Yes
  (55 %)
No
  (45 %)

Did you get a degree from LSU?
Yes
  (30 %)
No
  (70 %)
Do you plan to retire in Baton Rouge?
Yes
  (38 %)
No
  (62 %)

Can you afford to retire?
Yes
  (26 %)
Yes, but not until I?m 90
  (28 %)
I already retired ? yoo hoo!
  (3 %)
Hell no . . .
  (43 %)
Did/do any of your children go to Broadmoor?
Yes
  (5 %)
No
  (95 %)

Would you like to relive your high school years?
Yes, those were the best years of my life
  (23 %)
No ? but I wouldn?t mind having my high school body back
  (77 %)
Do you need reading glasses?
Yes
  (82 %)
No
  (18 %)

Have you had cosmetic surgery?
Yes
  (9 %)
No
  (83 %)
Not yet but hope to
  (8 %)
Do you feel God has worked a miracle at some point in your life?
Yes
  (89 %)
No
  (11 %)

Thinking back to your dreams for life after high school ? did you achieve them?
Yes, and now I have to set some new ones!
  (19 %)
Yes, for the most part, though I?m still working on some
  (17 %)
Yes to some, no to others
  (34 %)
No, because I tossed those silly dreams and came up with different ones
  (16 %)
No, okay! The answer is no! And stop pressuring me!
  (10 %)
My dreams crashed and burned and there?s nothing left but a sad little puddle.
  (3 %)